Do you have trouble with your neighbors? Is their lawn a little bit too perfect? Do they let their kids run across your lawn? Or their pet relieve themselves on your lawn? Or do you simply just not care for them?
I have what you need!
Harvested for the 2009 planting season, a fresh batch of fluffy white Minnesota dandelion seeds!
Guaranteed to take over an untreated lawn in just one season!
For your FREE seeds, just send a SASE!
Or call now! Yes! Now! Operators are standing by!
Disclaimer: This offer not available in areas where prohibited... unless you enclose money. Larger amounts are available for pickup.
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Bwhahahahahaha!!!! Don't need those, but I could trade you for some wild morning glory seeds for wonderful twining vines, which take over all areas of your garden.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Love it!
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