That's how I roll.

A guy I work with just happened to be next to me at the stoplight in his new Hummer H2.

He paid more for this vehicle than I did for my house. He's quite proud of it.

It was maybe like 4 am or so, and he's only a year older than me, so being as we are just boys and the Cadillac needs new tires anyway...


He lost. :)


*Updated - 10/9

So last night, the guy I work with that I like to refer to as "The stupid guy I work with..." was bragging about how fast his vehicle is. It's a 2006 Malibu.

He used the term "Muscle" when referring to it.

Of course, we all found this amusing. But he wouldn't quit. He challenged several of us to a race, including me - and my Buick. I said, "Sure. I'd be happy to bring down my Buick with it's 287,000 miles and it's leaking exhaust system and we'll have us a little race. And if I lose I'll be just crushed."

So then he challenged H2 guys Hummer to a race, but H2 guy had his Ford Focus along yesterday.

Next thing I knew, they were shaking hands on a bet that involved Stupid Guy's Malibu and my Cadillac. I found this a little odd as neither one of them checked with me before making this bet.

Oh well. No surprise to anyone but Stupid Guy... Malibu lost.

But then Stupid Guy didn't pay up on his bet and denied having even made it. I spoke up as I have a serious dislike for dishonesty. So then he tried to pick a fight with me. At work.

This guy also defends child molesters and wife beaters. Idiot.

I just can't believe someone would sacrifice their own honor over $10.